WC Map 2015

WC Map 2015
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Saturday, July 11, 2015

Moscow!



Moscow! This was a very, very long hard day of tourism at its worst or perhaps highest form. We got up at around 4am to be ashore by 5:30am so we would not miss the high speed Sapsan train to Moscow from St. Petersburg. We found that breakfast was not being served anywhere onboard. This is weird because we both thought we clearly remembered O having early breakfast for their tour guests going to Moscow on day 2 here. But I guess that was just collective wishful remembering. We thought because we have access to the Concierge Lounge that we could get something there. I got a cappuccino and a plain yogurt with a jam to flavor it and I was fine. The guy that got there 1 minute after me found the coffee machine being serviced! He was in his bathrobe so it is unlikely he was going to try up in Horizons Lounge which is the only other place I would know to try without calling room service. There was nothing for Clay but some cookies left over from the evening before and that is what he had. The only real problem with the Moscow tour was finding food to eat when you wanted to eat. That didn’t seem possible. The good news is that since we never had a port bag check, Clay decided to take Nabs, Oreos, and a protein bar. We ate it all plus what we were able to find along the way. We also took 2 bottles of water off the ship before we left which was a good thing because we had a hard time finding anyone without gas elsewhere and Alla Tours did not provide any on this tour unlike all the others. Shortly after 5:30am we met our tour partners for the day, Zach and Cheryl. They were from LA and were much younger than us. They were in First Class on the train, so we only saw them during the tour and on the transfer to and from the train. We were in Economy, or whatever the masses use is called. Our car, 3, was filled with a large group of Asians traveling together with a lot of luggage and it was a bit of a nightmare. The other problem was that half the seats travel backwards at any point in time. We were in 1 and 2 outbound on the right side and facing backwards for 4 hours of over 200 kmh travel. Coming back the car was not as crowded and we were in 43 and 44 again facing backwards and now on the left side of the car so we were looking at the same side of the tracks traveling in the opposite direction. Coming back we also had 2 stops that we didn’t have outbound which extended the trip by about 15 minutes or more.

We arrived in Moscow about 10:25am. By the time we met our Alla guide, sounds like E-ah, and the van picked us up it was 11am.  The van reeked of cigarettes and either the A/C didn’t work or the driver just wouldn’t turn it up. Every time one of us complained he would touch the controls and it would get a bit cooler for a few minutes and then it would heat up again. The temperature hovered just under 30C according to his overhead display. E-ah asked if we had any special requests so I asked her about a quick stop at a Starbucks if we were near one during the day. She said no, she didn’t think so. Within the first 5 minutes in the van there was one visible sitting at a stoplight. She apologized at the end of the tour that we never found a Starbucks, but that I should know she remembered and that she had told me there weren’t any. Whatever. She said no and she meant no. I just think all 4 of us thought we had booked a private tour and that we could and would be accommodated if possible and not just get lip service about it, but E-ah had an itinerary and schedule in mind and she had no intention of deviating no matter what.

We took a quick drive around Moscow as she pointed things out at speed. I wish I could tell you our route, but Alla and E-ah provided no tour maps or other informational handouts. E-ah told us she would at some point show us our route on a map so we would understand where we’d been and what we’d seen, but that never happened. Our first stop was outside the back side of the Kremlin. We got out and walked through a park with a weird statue about the corruption of children. Then to a bridge with lock trees on it and along a canal or river embankment. In the distance we could see a huge weird statue honoring Peter the Great that looked like Peter Pan on a flying pirate ship. Our next stop was at Moscow Cathedral where we walked all the way around and through it on an extensive tour that was not listed on our program. We spent at least an hour between these 2 stops and we have no idea why really. The cathedral was a 1994 recreation of the one that historically stood there and was blown up under orders to Stalin. E-ah said there had been a swimming pool there most of her life without a word about the old church or Stalin until construction and fund raising started to remove the pool and rebuild it. When she was asked by Zach why we spent all this time on things no one requested and were not on the itinerary she never really answered him. I have to assume because that was what she wanted to do for whatever reason. Next stop was at the ski jumps for a look at them, the University and a view over the city. This was on the itinerary as “City introduction tour incl. KGB headquarters.” When E-ah was asked about it, she said she did point out KGB headquarters when we drove by it. I agreed that at speed among 100 other things she did point it out, but that didn’t explain why it was featured in our programs. She said she didn’t know why either because it is closed to the public, not an open place. It was misleading and frustrating at best. Anyway, at 1:15pm the van left us for good in front of the Bolshoi Theater. The program had this part of the day lasting until 2:30pm. But there was no arguing with gather your belongings and don’t leave anything behind because this is where we part with our driver. Now this was not spelled out on the program at all. I should note that later I saw canal boats and thought to myself that would be better than the van for less than 2 hours and on foot for the rest of the day. Our guide today (Saturday) asked us about our day in Moscow and told us the best way to see Moscow in a single day is from the HOHO river/canal boats. He confirmed what we did was the worst. We were never offered anything else and didn’t know. We trusted Alla to only offer the best and we were mistaken. We walked around to glimpse what we would be seeing the rest of the afternoon. We were all pretty hot, bothered and annoyed by then and ready to see something that we had come for instead of circling it first by van and now on foot. E-ah said we had timed entry tickets and we needed to have our lunch stop now. She led us to a walking district/outdoor mall food court and into Sbarro. She promised me my long awaited toilet stop there. Alas, it was not to be. The restrooms were out of service, they had no still water, etc. We ate there but Zach gave E-ah a good tongue lashing about it. She was unrepentant and said this is where she always brings her tours. She did lead us directly to public restrooms after about a 30-minute meal. Then we finally entered the Kremlin and crossed Red Square, but this was not our photo stop which frustrated everyone again. We walked all the way around the Kremlin Palace and through Cathedral Square and heard all about every building as we did. Then we got in line at the Armory. This was our timed entry ticket. It was on our program as “Excursion in Kremlin: Cathedrals and Armory Chamber (tsars regalia, diplomatic gifts, Faberge eggs)”. This sounded interesting. It was overwhelming. We had traveled hundreds of miles and walked a few more and now we were on a speed walk of endless, mind numbing details. I appreciated the effort, but it was too much. Zach just wanted to see Red Square. I just wanted to see St. Basil’s on Red Square. No. E-ah had to show us the cathedrals. All 3. Each and every one with a full history and details pointed out. I was ready to weep. I don’t know how the others felt but it was not a happy group. After the Tsar’s bell, she led us to Red Square and Zack perked up. We were all happy to see St. Basil’s. It is too bad we couldn’t go in there, since of all the 4 churches that we had to tour none of had ever heard of them while St. Basil’s is iconic of Moscow and I know it is what I was expecting. Anyway, she led us to GUM, now a shopping mall and insisted we go inside so she could show us our meeting point in one hour. Zach balked and told her he could find a fountain in a mall. Off they went, to an outdoor bar/cafĂ© that she could see. We let her lead us to the fountain and point out her suggestions for us in the mall. We took them. We went through the grocery store and bought Clay a sandwich for the train ride back. We had some delicious ice cream and a frozen Coke each. We used the restroom and sat around on the edge of Red Square and then our hour was up. At 6:30pm, we left Red Square and started our tour of subway stations back to the train station. (This is the problem with our itinerary. It did not indicate that we’d only have transportation for less than 2 hours and walk and subway our way back to the train station!) Anyway, on Friday of a Russian holiday weekend at 6:30pm, we started our public transit commute across Moscow. I don’t know how it could have been any more crowded. It was interesting to see the richly decorated stations. E-ah got us back in time to walk right onboard the train and take our seats with little wait for departure. I am glad I got to see Moscow. But, I wouldn’t recommend anyone repeat this experience. It could certainly be done better. Our train tickets cost about $100 pp according to Clay’s translation of our tickets. That means that we think we actual tour cost was about $580 pp. That was outlandish for what we got compared to here in St. Petersburg.

We got back after midnight and the passport control and guards were jovial for the first and only time! We were in bed and asleep by 1am with an alarm set to wake us by 7:30am on Saturday.